i'm a pretty cool person to be around once you get to know me, but i can't and will not tolerate ignorance. i don't like when people act phony because "it is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who your not!" My favorite rapper of all time is NAS. anything he does, i like. my favorite r
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How to loose a guy in ten days, sweet home alabama, bad boys 1&2, longest yard, belly, 2 can play that game
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The Nanny, Next, charmed, prison break, law & order
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the coldest winter ever,fly girl, what looks like crazy on an ordinary day, afterburn, shame on it all,APF by Zane
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mehn care, ah u wrong; it is better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you pretend to be; haters are gonna hate, its what they do best; what the biz-ness baby?; i gotta watch my every move cause them eyes be on me;
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat 36 times you did not come home at all 21 times you didn't cum 33 times you came too soon 19 times you went soft before you got in 38 times you worked too late 10 times you got cramps in your toes 29 times you had to get up early to play golf 2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper 3 times you had a cold and your nose was running 2 times you had a splinter in your finger 20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book 98 times you were too busy watching TV
Of the times we did get together: The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?" The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
Guys please stop complaining and get ur shit together. Because if your not treating your girl right and satisfying her the way she wants to be, she is going to find someone else who will!!
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